What's Happening in Lindsay's Tummy

I'm pretty sure that I've felt the little booger move. I 've been feeling this weird movement for about 2 weeks and I've decided that it's not gas. I used a very scientific method to figure this one out. The movement is in the location that we have been finding the heartbeat and I know when I'm gassy. That one's not hard to identify these days.

Here is the best way I can describe what it feels like:

1. I have swallowed a lava lamp. I feel like those little bubbles of whatever it is that floats around in those lamps are floating around in my lower abdomen.

2. A tiny elf has imbedded itself in my stomach via my belly button and is playing soccer against my uterus.